Cards & Wrap
Pink Poodle Boutique Cards and Wrap. Here at Pink Poodle in Glasgow, we specialise in having a card for literally any occasion and plenty of cards perfect for no occasion! Here you’ll also find our beautiful design-led wrapping paper, ideal for adding the “Ta-dah” factor to any gift!
A Little Birthday Toast Card
"A little Birthday Toast to you" Be sure to raise a toast to your loved ones on their upcoming birthday. Whether 50/50, gluten-free, wholemeal or white, they're sure to appreciate...
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£3.99
Excellent Wife Greeting Card
"★★★★★ Excellent wife. Would marry again." When words can't describe your love, an annual performance review can! Leave your wife starry-eyed on Valentine's Day or an anniversary with this silly...
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£3.99
Try Not to Shit Birthday Card
"Happy birthday you old fart. Try not to shit yourself when blowing out your candles." If birthdays aren't an excuse to absolutely rinse your loved ones with an insulting card,...
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£3.99
Thank Fuck for You Greeting Card
Express your gratitude for someone special with this brutally honest Thank You Card. When flowers and a bottle of prosecco can't cut it, this card might just do the trick!...
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£3.99
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You're My Boo Greeting Card
When "Till death do us part" doesn't quite cut it, this card is perfect for that special person who you want to spend your afterlife with! Ideal for Valentine's Day or anniversaries...
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£3.99
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4 Stars Husband Greeting Card
"Husband ★★★★☆ Awesome! Couldn't have wished for better. Loving, funny, and dependable. Always there when needed. Would have given five stars, but there's more farting than expected." Husbands love to flatter with...
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£3.99
Look at the Stars Fuck You Greeting Card
"Look at the stars. FUCK YOU. Look how they shine for you" We're not sure if this is what Coldplay intended when they penned "Yellow", but we sure do think...
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£3.99
Washing Up Sponge Greeting Card
"One minute you're young and cool... the next you're getting excited over a new washing up sponge." Humble your loved ones on a special occasion with this squeaky cheeky card. Perfect...
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£3.99
Oldi Aldi Birthday Card
Celebrate your loved one's birthday with a cheeky take on one of Scotland's most loved supermarkets! Perfect for parents and grandparents, or a bestie who has hit a big age...
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Your Chariot Awaits Zimmer Birthday Card
"Your chariot awaits... Happy Birthday." Humble your loved ones on their upcoming birthday with their upcoming zimmer frame threat! Perfect for mums, dads and anyone else who isn't allowed...
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£3.99
Busy Schedule Birthday Cat Card
"Taking time out of my busy schedule... to wish you a very happy birthday" This card is the cat's pyjamas for any cat lover. Whether from your feline foe or...
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£3.99
Love a Good Sausage Greeting Card
"We all know you love a good sausage" Spice up your Valentine's Day or anniversary with this spunky sausage card. Or tell your bestie exactly what you think of them on...
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£3.99
You a Bad Bitch Greeting Card
Tell your loved ones exactly what you think of them. Whether an extra special Valentine's card for your boo(dle) or your baddie bestie. Birthday Card Features: - Suitable for husband,...
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£3.99
Birthday Pugs and Kisses Card
Roll over boring birthday cards and say hello to the most adorable pug and his birthday greeting. Perfect for dog lovers. Birthday Card Features: - Suitable for husband, wife,...
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Every Bite You Take Dog Greeting Card
"Every snack you make, every meal you make, every bite of your birthday cake, I'll be watching you... lots of love & licks from your best friend" This card makes...
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£3.99
I Eat Poo Dog Greeting Card
"I eat poo then I lick your face. Happy Birthday from your best friend" That pooch love you really, honest. Birthday Card Features: - Suitable for husband, wife, boyfriend, girlfriend, partner,...
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Fuck Your Birthday Card
"Fuck you and fuck your birthday." Tell your loved ones exactly how you feel about them with this insulting card. Birthday Card Features: - For him, her, men, women, friends...
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Existential Crisis Bear Greeting Card
"Happy Annual Existential-Crisis-Day to You" It's my party and I'll cry if I want to never rang so true. This adorable little teddy will remind your loved ones of the...
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£3.50
You're Going to Die Bear Greeting Card
"Remember to live everyday like you're going to die. Because you are." There's no better way to celebrate birthdays than with a dash of nihilism. Spread dread to your loved...
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£3.50
Yay Bear Greeting Card
Celebrate special occasions with this bear-y excited little cub! This card is the perfect way to say "congrats" to someone special.
Blank inside. Comes with a green envelope.
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Die Already Greeting Card
Celebrate your loved ones' birthdays with this adorable bear's horrific message. Nothing says partyyyy like a morbid teddy bear!
Blank inside. Comes with a green envelope.
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£3.50
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