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Prairie Dog Coaster

"Prairie Dog preferred flowers to people, because flowers rarely behave like massive fucksicles." Get this quirky coaster from the Prairie Dog Coaster collection! Inspired by the Prairie Dog's love for... Learn More

$7.00

Every Woman's Dream Coaster

"Every woman's dream is to find a man that will take her in his arms, throw her on the bed and clean the entire house while she sleeps." Take note... Learn More

$7.00

Tiger Kitchen Coaster

"There's a tiger in my kitchen and it finished all the wine! It's a greedy little fucker and it does it all the time." Celebrate that special 'wine connoisseur' in... Learn More

$7.00

Tiger Kitchen Greeting Card

"There's a tiger in my kitchen and it finished all the wine! It's a greedy little fucker and it does it all the time." Celebrate that special 'wine connoisseur' in... Learn More

$6.00

Piss Cat Greeting Card

"Cat wanted to go out and play with his gang-mates, but he had been put in some sort. of hectic wool jacket, which was fucking with his street cred. Soon,... Learn More

$6.00

Survival Sloth Greeting Card

"The key to survival is to stun every other f*cker with the awesome essence of you." Sloths must be more than just lazy if they've managed to survive extinction. Let... Learn More

$6.00

Mother's Day Flashback Vagina Card

"On Mother's Day, children bring flowers to distract mother from flashbacks of when her vagina fell out." Send a beary inappropriate message to your mum this Mother's Day with this... Learn More

$6.00

Cheers Big Ears Thank You Card

"Merci Beaucoup. Danke Schon. Muchas Gracias. Cheers Big Ears" 'Ear, 'ear - we present the perfect thank you card for a lovely linguist in your life! This card will certainly... Learn More

$6.00

I Love My Asshole Kids | Ladies Crew Socks

"I love my asshole kids" Looking for the perfect gift for your mum? Look no further than these hilarious crew socks. This self-aware present makes for the best way to... Learn More

$17.00

Look at the Stars Fuck You Greeting Card

"Look at the stars. FUCK YOU. Look how they shine for you" We're not sure if this is what Coldplay intended when they penned "Yellow", but we sure do think... Learn More

$6.00

Fuck Your Birthday Card

"Fuck you and fuck your birthday." Tell your loved ones exactly how you feel about them with this insulting card.  Birthday Card Features: - For him, her, men, women, friends... Learn More

$6.00

You Stole My Heart Greeting Card

"You Stole My Heart" Greeting Card Need to issue your partner a warrant for arrest for the heinous crime of stealing your heart? Well, this card is the perfect way... Learn More

$5.00

Love You Sniffing Dogs Greeting Card

  Nothing says "I love you" like the scent of a dog's arse! Show your partner, friends, or family just how much you care with these corny canine companions.   Blank... Learn More

$5.00

Ray Of Sunshine Zipper Pouch

"I'm a Happy Go Lucky Ray of Fucking Sunshine" Amp up your organisation game with this "bright and cheery" cosmetics/ toiletries bag. The Ray of Sunshine Zipper Pouch is the ideal... Learn More

$20.00

You is Old AF Enamel Pin & Card

Who needs to keep buying birthday badges every year when this card will do the trick with its "Old AF" pin badge. Perfect for aging loved ones who might need... Learn More

$8.00

Bears Silly Shit Card

"You are a silly shit, but I love you." Share the love with this adorable design. Perfect for Anniversaries, Valentine's Day and other special occasions. Blank inside 120mm x 170mm... Learn More

$6.00

Massive Fucksicles Prairie Dog Card

"Prairie Dog preferred flowers to people, because flowers rarely behave like massive fucksicles." Share some laughs on a special occasion with this ridiculously silly Prairie Dog card by Redback. Blank inside... Learn More

$6.00

My Four Moods Card

"My Four Moods: I'm too old for this shit, I'm too tired for this shit, I'm too sober for this shit, I don't have time for his shit." Looking for... Learn More

$6.00

Simple Tips to Gain My Friendship Dog Card

"Simple tips to gain my friendship: - Have a dog - Show me pictures of your dog - Invite me over to pet your dog - be a dog - dog"... Learn More

$6.00

I'm Mostly Peace, Love & Light Card

"I'm mostly peace, love & light... and a little go fuck yourself." This card is perfect for that loved one who says it how it is.  Blank inside 120mm x... Learn More

$6.00

Foreplay is Nice Card

Boy, do we have the perfect card for you established couples out there. The "Foreplay is nice. But have you ever tried voluntary housework?" card will certainly capture the attention of... Learn More

$6.00

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