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"Reduced" Greeting Card

"Reduced Was Cool  Now Old + Out of Touch" Tell those boomers, or boomers-at-heart exactly how you feel about them. Perfect gift for those friends and family who can take... Learn More

£3.50

3 Charm Howlite Pendant Necklace

This gorgeous pendant necklace features charms of a silver star, a howlite stone rectangle and a circle freshwater pearl charm. Due to the nature of the howlite stone, these round stud earrings... Learn More

£19.99

3 Tone Double Strands Hammered Squares Shapes Long Necklace

3 Tone Double Strands Hammered Squares Shapes Long Necklace. Learn More

£24.99

3 Tone Matt Long Hearts Necklace

3 Tone Matt Long Hearts Necklace. Learn More

£24.99

4 out of 5 Cats Card - Central 23

Celebrate (or don't celebrate) your loved one's birthday with this insulting card! Learn More

£3.50

4 out of 5 People Card - Central 23

"4 out of 5 people get money in their birthday cards. Happy birthday number 5." Being skint won't stop you from sharing your sense of humour and some birthday cheer! ... Learn More

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4 Stars Husband Greeting Card

"Husband ★★★★☆ Awesome! Couldn't have wished for better. Loving, funny, and dependable. Always there when needed. Would have given five stars, but there's more farting than expected." Husbands love to flatter with... Learn More

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40 And Still Card

The perfect card for a forty-year-old twat. This cheeky card is perfect for that lovable idiot in your life who just gets better and better with age.  A funny way... Learn More
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40th Birthday Card

40: . . . . Av a peach o' a plan! Blank inside for your own message. 350g recycled card packed with recycled Eco Kraft envelope printed locally in Glasgow.... Learn More
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40th Birthday Glasgow Mug

40... Birthday Glasgow Mug "A hear yer 40, av a peach o' a plan, let's hit toon and go oot on the ran" Perfect birthday gift for some celebrating the... Learn More

£14.99

50th Birthday Card

50 . . . . Half a hunner, still a stunner! Blank inside for your own message. 350g recycled card packed with recycled Eco Kraft envelope printed locally in Glasgow. Width... Learn More

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5pm Love 7pm F*ck This Oven Mitt

When you promise to cook the Sunday roast, then regret it instantly. 5pm Me: I love cooking. 7pm Me: Fuck this. Funny oven mitt. We had such energy ... such... Learn More

£14.99

60th Birthday Card

60: . . . . Av a peach o' a plan! Blank inside for your own message. 350g recycled card packed with recycled Eco Kraft envelope printed locally in Glasgow.... Learn More
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7 Billion Coaster

The perfect coaster for your favourite person. Out of all 7 billion of em out there!  Our brightly coloured Cloud Nine coasters, featuring some of our best loved humour, are... Learn More
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8 Billion People Card

The "8 billion people on the planet and you're my favorite" card is a perfect way to score Brownie points on your anniversary or Valentine's Day.  Blank inside 150mm square... Learn More

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80 Denier 3D OPaque Tights Assorted

A wardobe essential throughout the Autumn and winter months. These 80 denier tights offer comfort with added lycra for a luxurious feel and fit. 80 Denier 3D OPaque Tights Assorted... Learn More

£7.99

80th Birthday Card

80 . . . . Whit a year... 80th Birthday poetry card. Blank inside for your own message. 350g recycled card packed with recycled Eco Kraft envelope printed locally in Glasgow. Width... Learn More

£3.50

A Letter Diamante Encrusted Statement Chain Necklace With T-Bar

A Letter Diamante Encrusted Statement Chain Necklace With T-bar. Size: Learn More

£19.99

A Little Birthday Toast Card

"A little Birthday Toast to you" Be sure to raise a toast to your loved ones on their upcoming birthday. Whether 50/50, gluten-free, wholemeal or white, they're sure to appreciate... Learn More

£3.99

A Night's Tale Woodland Narrative Scarf By Fable

Inspired by Chaucer's ‘The Knight's Tale', is set on a winter's night, beneath the moon where our furry & feathered friends gather to tell secrets of nature's wonder. Our narrative... Learn More

£29.99

A Nights Tale Woodland Midnight Scarf By Fable

Inspired by the enchanting world of 'The Knight's Tale'. A Night's Tale Scarf in Midnight Black. Wrap it around your shoulders as you take a leisurely stroll through the countryside and... Learn More
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