Try Not to Shit Birthday Card
Try Not to Shit Birthday Card
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🩷 PRODUCT INFO
"Happy birthday you old fart. Try not to shit yourself when blowing out your candles."
If birthdays aren't an excuse to absolutely rinse your loved ones with an insulting card, then we've got the entirely wrong end of the stick here! This card is perfect for friends and family who have a cracking sense of humour... or need to receive an important message!
Birthday Card Features:
- For him, her, men, women, friends
- Printed sustainably in the UK with FSC certified paper
- 300gsm premium card stock
- Card size: 120x170mm
- Comes with stickers!
- Blank inside allowing you to be as creative as you want
- Includes fun coloured envelopes
✨ Additional info ✨
Handwrapped, ready for gifting
🏴 Packed in our Glasgow boutique by a member of our small team
🎁 This item will be handwrapped in pink tissue or a candy stripe bag with every care taken to remove prices.
♻️ All bubble wrap & padding used to package your order has been recycled from our suppliers.
Delivery & Returns
🚚 Dispatched within 1–2 working days by Royal Mail
🔄 Easy returns if it’s not quite right
See our shipping policy and returns policy for more.
Why you'll love it
We are extremely picky team, and you'll only find the best in our boutique💖
Expect good vibes, great quality, and something a bit different from the usual high street shops.
Perfect for gifting or keeping (we won’t tell).