Piss Cat Greeting Card
Piss Cat Greeting Card
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🩷 PRODUCT INFO
"Cat wanted to go out and play with his gang-mates, but he had been put in some sort. of hectic wool jacket, which was fucking with his street cred. Soon, thought cat, I shall piss in it."
Forget the cat's pyjamas, this card is the cat's piss-stained jacket! Perfect for a cat lover on a special occasion!
Blank inside
120mm x 170mm
Kraft envelope
Printed in the UK
✨ Additional info ✨
Handwrapped, ready for gifting
🏴 Packed in our Glasgow boutique by a member of our small team
🎁 This item will be handwrapped in pink tissue or a candy stripe bag with every care taken to remove prices.
♻️ All bubble wrap & padding used to package your order has been recycled from our suppliers.
Delivery & Returns
🚚 Dispatched within 1–2 working days by Royal Mail
🔄 Easy returns if it’s not quite right
See our shipping policy and returns policy for more.
Why you'll love it
We are extremely picky team, and you'll only find the best in our boutique💖
Expect good vibes, great quality, and something a bit different from the usual high street shops.
Perfect for gifting or keeping (we won’t tell).