Mother's Day Flashback Vagina Card
Mother's Day Flashback Vagina Card
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š©· PRODUCT INFO
"On Mother's Day, children bring flowers to distract mother from flashbacks of when her vagina fell out."
Send a beary inappropriate message to your mum this Mother's Day with this hilarious card. We suggest this card is only sent to mums who have processed their trauma or else you might get a swift slap.
Blank inside
120mm x 170mm
Kraft envelope
Printed in the UK
āØ Additional info āØ
Handwrapped, ready for gifting
š“ó §ó ¢ó ³ó £ó “ó æ Packed in our Glasgow boutique by a member of our small team
š This item will be handwrapped in pink tissue or a candy stripe bag with every care taken to remove prices.
ā»ļø All bubble wrap & padding used to package your order has been recycled from our suppliers.
Delivery & Returns
š Dispatched within 1ā2 working days by Royal Mail
š Easy returns if itās not quite right
See our shipping policy and returns policy for more.
Why you'll love it
We are extremely picky team, and you'll only find the best in our boutiqueš
Expect good vibes, great quality, and something a bit different from the usual high street shops.
Perfect for gifting or keeping (we wonāt tell).