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Massive Fucksicles Prairie Dog Card
"Prairie Dog preferred flowers to people, because flowers rarely behave like massive fucksicles." Share some laughs on a special occasion with this ridiculously silly Prairie Dog card by Redback. Blank inside...
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£3.99
My Four Moods Card
"My Four Moods: I'm too old for this shit, I'm too tired for this shit, I'm too sober for this shit, I don't have time for his shit." Looking for...
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£3.99
Simple Tips to Gain My Friendship Dog Card
"Simple tips to gain my friendship: - Have a dog - Show me pictures of your dog - Invite me over to pet your dog - be a dog - dog"...
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£3.99
I'm Mostly Peace, Love & Light Card
"I'm mostly peace, love & light... and a little go fuck yourself." This card is perfect for that loved one who says it how it is. Blank inside 120mm x...
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£3.99
Foreplay is Nice Card
Boy, do we have the perfect card for you established couples out there. The "Foreplay is nice. But have you ever tried voluntary housework?" card will certainly capture the attention of...
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£3.99
Shits and Giggles Card
What better way to let your loved ones know you're thinking about them than a card that reads "It's all shits & giggles until someone giggles & shits".Perfect for that IBS...
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£3.99
A Wise Woman Silver Keyring
The perfect fairy tales always have a happy ending. A silver keyring, engraved with the message: "A wise woman once said, " Fuck This Shirt" and lived happily ever after". ...
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£6.99
Blondie Punk Black Mug
This Iconic Blondie Punk features the famous Andy Warhol portrait of Debbie Harry of the New York band Blondie, a great gift for those who are into their music and their...
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£12.99
Ye Cannae Shove Yer Granny Coaster
Oh Ye Cannae Shove Yer Granny Aff a Bus... but you can get a Coaster by Cheryl Jones Designs! Push Push your way to the top of your granny's heart...
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£5.99
Happy Birthday Fuck Face Card
What's the worst way to wish your loved ones a happy birthday? Well the Happy Birthday Fuck Face Card by Central 23 is certainly up there. Enemies, lovers, and friends...
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£3.99
Peace, Love & Light Coaster
A funny coaster for sarcastic people. Our superb coasters, featuring some of our best loved humour, are always a popular choice of gift. The heat resistant coaster is manufactured from...
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£4.99
Agent Of Destruction Dog Tea Towel
You're just gonna sit there and look me in the eye, aren't you? You're such a brazen bitch and I love you. Agent of destruction dog inspired dish towel -...
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£14.99
Agent Of Chaos Cat Tea Towel
You're just gonna sit there and look me in the eye, aren't you? You're such a brazen bitch and I love you. Super-absorbent. Made from: 100% unbleached cotton. Size: 28"h...
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£14.99
Cat Butt Oven Mitt
For true cat lover lovers only, as you would have to love cats a purrfect 10 to have this oven mitt in your home. The cat butts super-insulated oven love...
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£14.99
Pal On The Wine Mug
Pal on the wine Our best selling card poem is now available on a mug! For that special friend who enjoys a glass or bottle of wine let them know...
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£14.99
Cracking Nuts Soap Bar
Want to get into the Christmas spirit a little early? Well, look no further than this hilarious soap bar by Go Lala, Cracking Nuts. Cute and fun, this would make the...
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£8.99
Gay Bar Rainbow Soap
Take pride in your personal hygiene with this puntastic soap. The Gay Bar Soap by the Glasgow Soap Company will be a fabulous addition to your shower routine. This soap...
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£6.99
It's A Boy Willy Balloon Baby Card
It's A Boy Willy Balloon Baby Card.
Size: 10.5 x 15cm
Cellophane wrapped with a brown kraft envelope.
Created by You've Got Pen On Your Face illustrator, Frankie Nicholas.
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£3.99
My Dog is Cool As F*ck Socks
My Dog Is Cool As F*ck Ladies Crew Socks.
One Size: UK 4-8 // EUR 37-40.
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£12.99
I Don't Even Think Straight Mug
The I Don't Even Think Straight mug by Pyramid is perfect for anyone who's out and proud - with a cute rainbow design, it'll fit right in in a fun...
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£12.99
Watch Out. I'll F*cking Hug You Ladies Crew Socks
If there was ever a sock that captured the vibes of 2020 this is it. The perfect pair of socks for those facing lockdown life. What can I say? We...
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£12.99
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