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"Reduced" Greeting Card

"Reduced Was Cool  Now Old + Out of Touch" Tell those boomers, or boomers-at-heart exactly how you feel about them. Perfect gift for those friends and family who can take... Learn More

£3.50

3 Charm Howlite Pendant Necklace

This gorgeous pendant necklace features charms of a silver star, a howlite stone rectangle and a circle freshwater pearl charm. Due to the nature of the howlite stone, these round stud earrings... Learn More

£19.99

3 Tone Double Strands Hammered Squares Shapes Long Necklace

3 Tone Double Strands Hammered Squares Shapes Long Necklace. Learn More

£24.99

3 Tone Matt Long Hearts Necklace

3 Tone Matt Long Hearts Necklace. Learn More

£24.99

4 out of 5 Cats Card - Central 23

Celebrate (or don't celebrate) your loved one's birthday with this insulting card! Learn More

£3.50

4 out of 5 People Card - Central 23

"4 out of 5 people get money in their birthday cards. Happy birthday number 5." Being skint won't stop you from sharing your sense of humour and some birthday cheer! ... Learn More

£3.99

4 Stars Husband Greeting Card

"Husband ★★★★☆ Awesome! Couldn't have wished for better. Loving, funny, and dependable. Always there when needed. Would have given five stars, but there's more farting than expected." Husbands love to flatter with... Learn More

£3.99

40 And Still Card

The perfect card for a forty-year-old twat. This cheeky card is perfect for that lovable idiot in your life who just gets better and better with age.  A funny way... Learn More
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50th Birthday Card

50 . . . . Half a hunner, still a stunner! Blank inside for your own message. 350g recycled card packed with recycled Eco Kraft envelope printed locally in Glasgow. Width... Learn More
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5pm Love 7pm F*ck This Oven Mitt

When you promise to cook the Sunday roast, then regret it instantly. 5pm Me: I love cooking. 7pm Me: Fuck this. Funny oven mitt. We had such energy ... such... Learn More

£14.99

60th Birthday Card

60: . . . . Av a peach o' a plan! Blank inside for your own message. 350g recycled card packed with recycled Eco Kraft envelope printed locally in Glasgow.... Learn More
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7 Billion Coaster

The perfect coaster for your favourite person. Out of all 7 billion of em out there!  Our brightly coloured Cloud Nine coasters, featuring some of our best loved humour, are... Learn More
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8 Billion People Card

The "8 billion people on the planet and you're my favorite" card is a perfect way to score Brownie points on your anniversary or Valentine's Day.  Blank inside 150mm square... Learn More

£3.99

80 Denier 3D OPaque Tights Assorted

A wardobe essential throughout the Autumn and winter months. These 80 denier tights offer comfort with added lycra for a luxurious feel and fit. 80 Denier 3D OPaque Tights Assorted... Learn More

£7.99

80th Birthday Card

80 . . . . Whit a year... 80th Birthday poetry card. Blank inside for your own message. 350g recycled card packed with recycled Eco Kraft envelope printed locally in Glasgow. Width... Learn More

£3.50

A Letter Diamante Encrusted Statement Chain Necklace With T-Bar

A Letter Diamante Encrusted Statement Chain Necklace With T-bar. Size: Learn More
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A Little Birthday Toast Card

"A little Birthday Toast to you" Be sure to raise a toast to your loved ones on their upcoming birthday. Whether 50/50, gluten-free, wholemeal or white, they're sure to appreciate... Learn More

£3.99

A Night's Tale Woodland Narrative Scarf By Fable

Inspired by Chaucer's ‘The Knight's Tale', is set on a winter's night, beneath the moon where our furry & feathered friends gather to tell secrets of nature's wonder. Our narrative... Learn More

£29.99

A Wise Woman Silver Keyring

 The perfect fairy tales always have a happy ending. A silver keyring, engraved with the message: "A wise woman once said, " Fuck This Shirt" and lived happily ever after". ... Learn More

£6.99

Acceptable In The 80s Bath Blaster

If you were born in the 80’s or just love the vintage vibes you’ll love to drop this into your tub! Bursting with fun energy, decorated with sprinkles and topped... Learn More

£4.50

Acrobat Monkey Toy

If you're looking for something funky and fun for a stocking filler this Christmas, look no further than this adorable Acrobat Monkey Toy by Rex International! This monkey performs on... Learn More

£8.99

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