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Heat resistant to 145°C they are scratch and stain resistant.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Redback Cards","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":39718699892820,"sku":"HFC45","price":4.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1373\/1919\/products\/49_5efffa4f-7f3d-400b-8aed-7c670b0867da.png?v=1657971665"},{"product_id":"inner-peace-coaster","title":"Inner Peace Coaster","description":"\u003cp\u003eA funny coaster for sarcastic people.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOur superb coasters, featuring some of our best loved humour, are always a popular choice of gift.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe heat resistant coaster is manufactured from a high gloss printed melamine with a hardboard base. The reverse side is covered with an attractive and durable cork backing. Heat resistant to 145°C they are scratch and stain resistant.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Redback Cards","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":39718701236308,"sku":"HFC86","price":4.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1373\/1919\/products\/50_5a77fb71-03f5-42c6-bd5d-67397a804cfb.png?v=1657972146"},{"product_id":"shits-and-giggles-coaster","title":"Shits And Giggles Coaster","description":"\u003cp\u003eSomeone always lets the side down. It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA funny coaster for your funny pal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOur superb coasters, featuring some of our best loved humour, are always a popular choice of gift.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe heat resistant coaster is manufactured from a high gloss printed melamine with a hardboard base. 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Why not pair it with a \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.pinkpoodleboutique.co.uk\/products\/tiger-ceramic-bottle-stopper?_pos=1\u0026amp;_sid=f38072e37\u0026amp;_ss=r\" title=\"Tiger Bottle Stopper\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003etiger bottle stopper\u003c\/a\u003e for a knock-out gift? \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe heat resistant coaster is manufactured from a high gloss printed melamine with a hardboard base. The reverse side is covered with an attractive and durable cork backing. Heat resistant to 145°C they are scratch and stain resistant.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product-description\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Redback Cards","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47911162937664,"sku":"ZMC117","price":4.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1373\/1919\/files\/KITCHEENTIGERCOASTERREDBACKCARDSSS24ZMC117.png?v=1708700456"},{"product_id":"prairie-dog-coaster","title":"Prairie Dog Coaster","description":"\u003cp\u003e\"Prairie Dog preferred flowers to people, because flowers rarely behave like massive fucksicles.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGet this quirky coaster from the Prairie Dog Coaster collection! Inspired by the Prairie Dog's love for flowers, it's perfect for protecting your surfaces from spills and serving as a reminder to not be a \"massive fucksicle.\" Spruce up your home in a unique and playful way with our Prairie Dog Coaster.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe heat resistant coaster is manufactured from a high gloss printed melamine with a hardboard base. The reverse side is covered with an attractive and durable cork backing. 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Embrace the lighthearted spirit of our Scottish Piper socks and make a bold and humorous statement with each step.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSize: UK 4 to 8, UK 9 to 12\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Socktopus","offers":[{"title":"UK 4 to 8","offer_id":56101275992448,"sku":"S2479S","price":9.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"UK 9 to 12","offer_id":56101276025216,"sku":"S2479L","price":9.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1373\/1919\/files\/b57531491e33058caa991e7a278b31fbced2b6ba0b7ea2ad37383790988af0b7.png?v=1756558321"},{"product_id":"unisex-fuck-tick-list-socks","title":"Fuck Tick List Crew Socks","description":"\u003cp\u003e\"Fuck: You, It, This, Off, Them, Sake, That, Me, All of the Above\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAdd some cheeky fun to your sock collection with these Unisex Fuck Tick List Socks. 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